There are a few things I have learned are always true. This list is not exhaustive, but they ALWAYS prove to be true.
#1. The one time you neglect to check your food in the drive through, it WILL be wrong.
#2. When you are running behind, that is the day that the clothes will be wrinkled, the shower is cold, and the traffic will stink.
#3. The one time that the "old stand by dish" falls apart or gets burned is when the company is five minutes away from the house.
#4. Your house KNOWS when your in-laws are coming over and purposefully releases the messy elves to destroy the house before they arrive.
#5. Yes, people will ask you if you are pregnant when you wear your favorite "fat" dress which forever makes that a heinous outfit to you (even when it used to be your favorite outfit).
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